30 April 2019

The Girl in Red


            The cabin was still and silent, as if the walls were absorbing every disturbance of the outside world. Every bird’s song was abruptly cut off the instant she closed the door. Something was not right. She could not place it, but the air was uneasy here. She called out from the foyer, but the words sounded wrong. She heard them only from inside her head rather than by her ears. There was no reply. She wasn’t sure if anyone else even could have heard her.
She stepped hesitantly from the doorway into the main room of the cabin. The room was empty save for a table set for one and an old rocking chair in the corner. Daylight shone in from the two side windows, but it did little to ease her mind. She had been here many times and had so many wonderful memories of the place. But now, that all seemed so long ago.
She walked over to the window and looked out at the forest. As she did, the scent of wildflowers suddenly caught her attention. She looked down and remembered the freshly picked bouquet that was still clutched in her left hand. She never could resist the inviting aroma of posy. But still as she thinks back to how pure her intentions had been, a nagging feeling of guilt came over her. After all, she had given her word and had broken her promise.
She turned away from the window and shook the thought from her head. The flowers were a thoughtful gift. And besides, the bottle she had been carrying lay still unbroken in her knapsack. Everything turned out okay, and there was nothing she needed to feel guilty about.
She proceeded to the bedroom door and gently pushed it open. In contrast to the front room, the bedroom was quite dark. The curtains had been drawn over the window, and the only light in the room now spilled in from behind her as she opened the door. She looked over to the bed, and that feeling of unease again came over her. The figure beneath the blanket was not at all what she remembered. The room was dim, of course, but it was more than that. There was something definitely wrong here. The eyes that gazed back at her were wide and bulging, the ears were misshapen, and the mouth was crooked with the most sinister expression she had ever seen. She didn’t just feel uneasy now, this was sheer terror. Every instinct was telling her to run; to turn away and never look back. But she did not move.
“You are being ridiculous,” she thought. “I came all this way to help her. She’s very ill, of course she is not going to look quite herself.” She inhaled, paused, and let out a slow breath. After a moment, she finally managed to make herself step into the room. She brought out the bottle from her sack and approached the bed. As she did, she noticed something. Something familiar in that face, but what was it? “Where have I seen that look before?” She thought.
As she came in closer, a smile crept over the face, then all at once, it hit her. She knew where she had seen that smile before. The one she saw earlier that day in the woods. The one she had greeted and talked to on the walk here. The one that told her she should take some time to stop and smell the flowers now and then.


That evening, a man was walking along the forest path, when he came upon the cabin. He knew the old lady that lived there and had heard she was ill. “I will stop in and see if she needs anything,” the man thought to himself. As he came to the front door, he found it wide open. “Strange,” he said. “I hope nothing is the matter.” He entered the cabin and peered into the bedroom. “Oh my,” he breathed, aghast at the horrendous sight. The old lady was nowhere to be found, but her nightgown lay bloodstained upon the bed. On the floor beside the bed was a shattered bottle, a bundle of flowers, and a red cloak.

-AMS

23 April 2019

Random Goose


Life is all about the little things that make you happy. Join me on a journey. We’re driving down the highway, far outside of the city. Traffic is light, mostly semi-trucks pulling the long haul to the next metropolitan area. You’re driving across the landlocked Midwest with corn fields to the left of you and soy bean fields to the right of you. It’s been at least a week since the last rain. The land is dry, the air still, and the summer sun is high in the early afternoon sky. We pull into the exit lane to refill on gas and maybe grab a drink from the local convenience store. The exit ramp is one of those convoluted deals where your rap around a 270 degree turn while elevating onto a bridge that then crosses back over the highway. In the middle of this circle of road there are random concrete slabs that evoke thoughts of crop circles, as if the strange species of construction workers that used to inhabit these lands were trying to communicate with us, and if we could only decipher the relevance of these strange structures, then maybe we could truly understand their purpose. But just as you are pondering this thought, you see it. Right there in the middle of the cryptic concrete jungle, miles from the nearest body of water, and without a friend in the world… a random goose. Just, you know, chillin’. The goose is neither lost nor afraid. It simply stands with every bit of confidence and sense of belonging you would expect of a CEO sitting in his own office. You stare at the goose as the car traverses the slow curve, thinking simply: “what are you doing here goose?” Likewise, the goose stares back at your strange vehicle, likely thinking the same thing, but with a twinge of “get out” thrown in. It’s the little things that make me happy, and none more than a lone goose where he has no earthly business being.

            -AMS

16 April 2019

Sam the Chocolate Dog

            I have a dog. We’ll call him Sam. We’ll call him that, although personally, I never do, despite that being his legal name. Sure, I will refer to him as Sam in the third person. “Did you feed Sam?” or “I’m taking Sam for a walk.” But when referring to him directly he is almost exclusively referred to as Boo.
            Sam is, most of the time, a very good dog. He doesn’t bite, or chew on furniture, or bark at the neighbors. In fact, he really doesn’t bark at all. He is almost completely voiceless. That is until he falls asleep. Then the whooping starts. And It. Is. Loud. I don’t know what he dreams about, but it is either really bad… or really good.
In actuality he is probably dreaming about food. That is about the only thing that Sam thinks about. He would sell his soul for a spoonful of peanut butter if René Descartes hadn’t disproven animal souls in the seventeenth century. This is, of course, normal for dogs. Eating is a prosurvival behavior, so it is one that features prominently among most animals. However, it seems that Sam wants to disprove that fact. He seems quite intent on proving eating to be deleterious to life.
As you may now, chocolate can be toxic to dogs, as the theobromine content can build up in their system and exert a similar effect to a caffeine overdose. The toxicity is dose dependent as well as proportional to the cocoa content of the chocolate, i.e. the darker the more dangerous. As it so happens, Sam loves the taste of chocolate. So much so, that he managed to locate a sealed gift box of it tucked away in a closet in a room blocked off by a pet gate. He then proceeded to eat approximately one and a half pounds of 85% dark chocolate. I don’t know the exact conversion, but I would guess it is something akin to a human drinking three large energy drinks… laced with just a couple spoonfuls of crystal meth.
            Have no fear. One night of induced vomiting and IV fluids later, Sam made a full recovery. Now humans have evolved this quite useful trait, such that anytime they vomit, they will develop an aversion to whatever they ate proximal to vomiting. You can see how this would promote viability, as well as explain your disdain for corndogs ever since riding the spinning swing ride at the state fair. However useful a trait it may be though, it is one that Sam clearly did not inherit. Despite the chocolate induced hospital stay, the very smell of chocolate still gets him begging.
             I’m not saying that the dog is suicidal, but he clearly likes to live dangerously. Were he a human, I imagine he would be one of those hashtag yolo Youtube stars that eats seventeen pounds of bacon in one sitting because – We’re all going to die eventually, it might as well be from a heart attack live on camera. Well move over bacon guy, chocolate dog is here – like, comment, and subscribe.

            -AMS

09 April 2019

Shift Workers Saying Goodbye


“Alright Jim, I’m heading out. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Oh, I’m actually off tomorrow, but I will be here Thursday.”
“Thursday morning?”
“No, I come in at four.”
“I’m only here until one on Thursday. Do you work Friday?”
“No. Thursday is my last day before my vacation starts.”
“Oh really? Where are you going for vacation?”
“Nowhere. I just have vacation time I need to use. I’ll probably just get caught up on some work around the house”
            “Well anything beats being here, am I right? How long are you taking off?”
            “One week. I will be back that following Monday.”
            “I don’t work Mondays anymore ‘cuz Myla has soccer.”
            “Soccer player, huh? How old is Myla now? Eight?”
            “Just turned Eight in March.”
            “Man, I remember when she was still in diapers. Anyway, I guess I will see you on Tuesday after I get back then.”
            “Is that Tuesday the sixth? They have me working at West Main that day.”
            “Really? You have to drive all the way out there?”
            “Yeah. I guess Tom’s been really shorthanded since one of his full-time employees just up and walked out in the middle of a shift.”
            “Oh wow! Honestly though, I don’t blame ‘em. That store is a nightmare. Good luck.”
            “So I’ve heard, but Mike says if I work there on Tuesday he’ll give me that Friday off. It’s my and Jackie’s anniversary and we were planning on spending a long weekend in Lauretsville.”
            “You don’t say. I’ve heard its really nice out there. Lots hiking trails and what not.”
            “Yeah, she’s been dying to go.”
            “You working here that Wednesday?”
            “All day long”
            “Well, I will see you on Wednesday the seventh then”

           -AMS

02 April 2019

Choosing a Seat on the Bus


The bus pulls up to the stop and the doors open. I ascend the stairs, give a polite nod to the driver, and turn to face the aisle. I pause for a minute to assess my situation. The bus is not overcrowded, but most of the seats are taken. There is an open seat at the front. You know, the ones for the elderly, disabled, or otherwise less mobile. I would of course surrender this seat should a man with no legs get on the bus, but really, isn’t claiming the seat in the first place just pretentious given the multitude of other places I could sit with my perfectly functioning legs? I mean sure, I went for a jog yesterday and my calves are a little sore, but I should be grateful that I am even able to jog.
It is at this moment that I think I may have paused for too long and should really take a seat now. I walk the length of the bus weighing my options. There are open seats, yes, but only ones directly adjacent another occupied seat.
I have to ride eight stops. I don’t want to sit anybody in, and they’ll certainly be getting off before me. Perhaps I will just stand. I don’t mind, what with my perfectly functional, albeit slightly sore legs. But this man here has an open seat next to him. If I stand he might think I’m avoiding him.
Am I coming off unwelcoming? He’ll think. I wouldn’t mind if he sat here. Maybe he doesn’t think there is room. I am a pretty big guy. Now I’m making him stand for the whole bus ride and his calves are clearly sore. I could see him limping slightly as he walked down the aisle.
I wanted to assure the man that it was quite alright, and that I didn’t mind standing, but I knew deep down that he didn’t actually care or probably even realize I was there. A few stops later the man got off the bus and I took his empty seat. Another stop, and a new man gets on. As he approaches I readjust my posture, so he’ll know that it is okay to take a seat next to me if he so chooses. He did not, but instead elected to stand.
            What a jerk.

            -AMS

01 April 2019

These are Words


I began writing because I thought I had something to say. Then I realized that I don’t really care what I have to say. I enjoy writing because I like playing with words. So to that end… The end