19 December 2017

The Top Ten Reasons I Hate Clickbate: Number Four Will Have You Reeling

            Okay, so this isn’t actually a top ten list, not that there is anything wrong with list styled articles, I actually quite enjoy the format when they are well written. Unfortunately, they are rarely well written. They use dastardly tricks to lure you onto their page. Sometimes tantamount to lying. Many an article will feature a photo or snippet in the description which is construed completely differently than in the actual body of the piece, if indeed it is even present at all. And once you get to the page, often times the writing amounts to about one page worth of text spread over a slow loading, sixteen-page slideshow with stock photos that add nothing to the already bland content. So why are we overrun with these types of posts? Because ad revenue is based off of website traffic, and forcing clicks creates the illusion of more traffic, rather than just producing quality material that would result in returning readers. So yes, the content is usually worthless, yes, the authors probably know that, and no, they do not really care. As long as people keep clicking, the website keeps generating traffic, and they keep getting paid.
It really is a metaphor for modern society when you think about it. They took a system; traffic based ad revenue, and they manipulated it to generate profit without actually requiring the effort of building up veteran clientele. Really it is just optimization. It is what we as humans do. We test a system to determine what is the minimum amount of effort we can put into it to get the maximum benefit out. In some cases this is a very good thing. Fuel for instance. Give me the most energy for the least amount of fuel, the most miles for the least amount of gasoline.
In entertainment, however, it just leads to oversaturation of unoriginal ideas and the consumer suffers. It is how you end up with 200 channels and nothing to watch. Music labels for are another culprit, having popular song writing down to a T. There’s a reason seasoned musicians with a wealth of talent, a flurry of fresh ideas, and a couple decades of practice go unknown, overshadowed by the likes of random television actress who can kind of, sort of sing. The labels have professional song writers that know just which three chords will get stuck in your head. They then throw it over a catchy beat and everything else gets fixed in post.
As long as it makes money, it works in their minds. As for me, I just do this for fun. Creativity still shines through, because the will to create can be just as strong as the pull of money. Some lucky talents might even get rich off of their originality. It happens every now and again. For now, however, I have just one request. Please stop with the clicking. If an article takes you ten minutes and thirty-five clicks to read, it’s not worth it, no matter how intriguing that cut-off topic sentence was.


-AMS

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