We
all know someone who drinks hot coffee in the summer heat
We
all know someone who never wears coats in the winter
We
all know someone who is great company but schedules farther out than a Canadian
doctor
We
all know someone who could start up a conversation with a deaf Chinaman
We
all secretly envy this person while laughing off our own social ineptitude
We
all know someone who is always down to get some food
We
all know someone who is vegan
We didn’t ask, but they made sure to
tell us
We
all know someone who “never really got into Pokèmon”
We
all know someone, to whom the words “to who,” sound like nails upon a
chalkboard
We
all know someone who always has a book in their hand
We then say, “I
should really read more,” before completely forgetting about it five minutes
later
We
all know someone who burns on a cloudy day
We
all know someone who wants eight children
We
all know someone who loves their dog more than their spouse
We
all know someone who identifies as a couple
We
all know someone who really, really likes milk
We
all know someone who is perfectly pleasant, but the sound of their voice annoys
us to no end
We
all know someone who writes without an agenda
We
all know someone who ambiguously refers to themself despite the obvious
identifiers
We
all know someone who restates themself to overstate the understated
We
all know someone who speaks exclusively in movie quotes
We
all know someone who can’t see the box we’re pointing out
It’s right there under the table
We
all know someone who swears they’ll remember this time
They won’t
We
all know someone who believes in ghosts
We
all know someone who is just a little bit ignorant
We
all know someone who knows someone a little bit famous
We
all know someone
And
we are all someone, who someone else knows
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